Wal-Mart

don't ask me why, but i turned on the FOX News Network late the other night when the baby woke up. actually, i did it because a man can only take so many minutes of 'enlarge your cock and balls' infomercials. anyhoo, what caught my attention was this relativly unattractive blonde who was (per the scroll on the screen) one of their corperate directors, saying some of the most ludacris shit i've heard in a while. i actually had to pinch myself to be sure i wasn't dreaming.

as it goes, wal-mart will be starting a new trend in the retail marketplace this year. no longer will you get a nice 'appy oliday's' from the old gentleman at the door. beginning this winter season, wal-mart will now be using but one phrase to celebrate the winter days of all religions: "Merry Christmas!"

you have got to be kidding. how on earth can they decide that merry christmas could possibly sum up all wishes of good tidings for the holiday season for so many religions? how many muslims have ever told you merry christmas, or anything with christ in the phrase for that matter. and, last time i checked, jews, bhuddists, and hindus didn't celebrate it either. not that christmas sucks, but isn't there any other way to inject christianity into the lives of those who retain other beliefs than this. i will now begin yet another boycot on that godforsaken store. i see this all as another way for the religious right to infect my life (like i shop there anyway).

funny thing is, the conservative religious prick doing the interview didn't even agree with this bitch...

ok, enough hurried typing with no sense of real direction, i gotta drop a deuce.