now hear this...

it's a bit after 2am and i can't sleep. i was held over at work for a bullshit call, and i'm actually quite bitter about it. but, it's times like these when i find the most interesting information. not interesting in a useful sense, but just things that make you go 'hmmm'. i happened to be browsing through one of my favorite sources for useless information, the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, and came across this entry. entitled Looney Laws, i figured it would be a good thing to post in order to keep us all out of trouble in various cities. without further or due, here's the list:

-Las Vegas: it is illegal to pawn your dentures.
-Natoma, Kansas: you will be arrested for throwing knives at men wearing striped suits.
-St. Louis: it's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on a curb.
-Vermont: law forbids whistling under water.

and that's just to name a few. it's laws like these that make me want to walk an elephant down a street in Michigan without a leash. yup! illegal. you know, if i were a cop, i'd probably be the ass that actually enforces shit like this!