one stood up, they all stood up... it was ANARCHY!

jen and i went to Your's Truly yesterday for lunch. and, between bites of the legendary Monte Cristo sandwiches, and constant laughter, we came to the idea of how great it would be to mount a full scale liberation of opressed lawn ornaments. yeah, people were giving us odd looks and probably thought we must have recently escaped from the local mental institution, but who gives a fuck. it's not my fault i didn't get my ativan that day.

during all of this madness, we had to come up with how we could explain these shenanigans to a judge should we find ourselves incarcerated. we figured they'd call it theft, and that said lawn ornaments, particularly yard gnomes with little red hats, didn't really seem opressed by any manner of speaking. i wouldn't call it theft however. it can only be defined as a liberation. as much so as G.W. 'liberated' Iraq. almost something along these lines: we don't care if it's your neighbors that we're after. we just want your gnomes, and it doesn't matter what you think, because i kick ass.

just thought it was an amusing anecdote, i'm gonna go finish my Romanburger...